TUMBLR IS HARD

REBLOGGING MY WAY INTO YOUR HEART.
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I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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kenyatta:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

How to lie with statistics: Death In Florida version

btw, a clearer version of this graph is here:

From the FUN WITH NUMBERS department

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halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.


Truly

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

Truly

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laughterkey:

fire-dad:

itsanexperimentjohn:

hopelessfangirl:

seapenydinuguannuclearbummer:

this is my new favorite video

Hercules reads his script entirely wrong
(reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)

New favorite thing to say when disappointed. 

I shout this all the time and I am only 70% sure people understand the reference

wow

This never gets old.

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(via sevensixone)

one-handsome-devil:

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.

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mutesymphony:

here we see the majestic asshole not giving a fuck in its natural habitat

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merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

You know, I’ve always been told that I look sad or mad when my expression is blank. I think I’m probably as close as it comes to a male resting bitch face or as I will call it, resting dick face.

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stfupenguins:

There it is. The best Lebowski reference ever. The rest of you can go home.

stfupenguins:

There it is. The best Lebowski reference ever. The rest of you can go home.

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